The life of Artificial.

If you want to torture coworkers simply eat McDonald's or Steak Escape. Concentrated evil.

I still have yet to complete a Delphi (LOL) program that randomly disables vowel keys on keyboard for part of a second. Why part of a second? So the user will mash the key again and see that nothing is wrong - excellent for the computer challenged. I can envision the pleas...

Victim: "...but I press it and it doesn't appear sometimes!"
Helper: "well it seems to be working now"
Helper thinks that person is retarded.

It's bulletproof.

*The bulletproof reference was used by Dave to describe the effort put into making sure a template displays correctly in multiple browsers. Fuck it's in my head now... that and talking like Marvin Martian with words that sound like "modulator". The example that I repeated today "Perhaps you should use a CSS Validator~" *shakes head*

Apparently Rand was let go Friday - key and other info was turned in Monday or Tuesday morning. The email addresses that he was responsible for forwarding have been taken over by Sean in Tech support.

Chewbacca has turned in his resignation today.

Han: "NO NO NO! This one goes THERE and that one goes THERE!"
Chewbacca: RRRAAAURRGH!

Liz suggested that C3PO is Sam and R2 is Steve. To this day I hear Jeremy saying "Artoo, That way!".