Motherload of Artificial

Happy Birthday!

Huntington Beach is an American TJ. Ugh work in a few hours...

I have yet to find myself. Where have I gone?

"Is it true what they say? Passionate, jealous, and affectionate?"

Why are you reading this?

Nothing like seeing someone get a bj in their car in a shopping center parking lot.

I think the work day needs more bjs...

The more I see Anki, the more I like her.

I like Maren Eggert. I can see her as an old woman though... maybe I'm just weird.

From one of our recent hires in Billing:

Sean: "You bullshitted me about the job description when you hired me..."

He has put in his two weeks. Basically the position was touted as an accountant and the majority of the work is contract data entry.

I had a girl who worked at Shoe Pavillion ask me if I would eat turtle meat while I was buying some sandals today. Later while buying a shirt I was asked what I do for a living and I mentioned websites. That seemed to connect with the cashier and his future goals for "Los Pimps dot com".

I opened my mouth over some drinks Friday and ended up with two business cards for different people who want websites. If you work with websites you automatically know how the search engines work and can share the secrets.

Wine and meat are two things I really enjoy together. Thank god I have access to both. Animals! =)

"Are you doing anything special for Mothers Day?"
"My mother is dead."
"Is this one of those jokes or..."

Nothing like instigating an awkward squirm.

I had a weird sense of need tonight. Nostalgia... I really miss being in love. The intimacy. I crave it.

The last two weeks have been full of drunken nights. It's an effective distraction. At least I am around my friends and there is always tomorrow.

I have had a lot of complements recently and I have been able to show some of my skill. It feels really good for a change, and I have hope.

I am fucking tired but restless. Tonight is one of the nights that I willingly admit that I am missing something in my life. Wo bist du, hase?!

I left Andy and Newton to sleep. I waited because Newton wanted to go have sex with this drunk Korean woman who started crying and saying "I'm loser" after drinking way too much. Infact it was a two person job to get her to stand up. She was with her friends who took over.

Listening to asians say "Torqued" or "Lit" is great. For the record, asian pussy kinda freaks me out. I have much love for the white girls.

After they were both asleep I walked from Andy's apartment to my car which was at work. My feet hurt this morning since I wore my dress shoes that evening. Irvine has frogs - and I started tripping out over the sound of rabbits in the bushes. As it turns out Andy pissed the bed. Newton was really hungover "I don't want any alcohol ever again". I was smart and drank water so I have no ill effects.