Now with less sugar!

Buying paint at ACE hardware an older man in his late fifties or early sixties helped us. While looking at the paint swatches I hear a fart behind me. The old man totally ripped one, and then quickly said: "It must've been a mouse on a motorcycle!" I had to move the cart forward so he wouldn't see me laughing like a maniac. He also told us about how he had a place painted all black with the trim red. Wow.

Apparently Andy thought it was me the whole time and shrugged it off. When I told him about it in the car he was completely blown away.

One more room to go... I want sleep.