Now with less sugar!

While buying gas today I purchased a car wash. The station I usually do this at allows you to make the purchase directly from the pump and the car wash machine code is printed on the reciept. After the pump clicked letting me know my car was full I dutifully waited for the receipt to print and zoned out at the TV atop the pump. I pulled the receipt out and the part where the code appears was cut off. Great.

I walked inside to talk to the clerk about the receipt and there was a line. An old man was talking down to the clerk in a senile manner. Apparently he wasn't happy that the clerk greeted him. I guess he comes to this location because it has a subway in it. He kept going on and on "Don't talk to me unless I'm doing something wrong." the store manager was behind the clerk and was saying something along the lines of "We love you, we're just full of love." this seemed to make the old guy angrier.

He eventually walked off and the clerk helped the guy in front of me and they started joking about it with the old guy still in ear shot and he quickly replied "...oh you think this is funny?!". When it was my turn the clerk asked me if I would get upset if I was told to have a nice day. I said "I think you should go to hell." with a big grin on my face and we both laughed.

Ahhh people.